Alan Cayetano Keeps Drawing Flak, Likens Senate to Pokémon Card Game

MANILA, Philippines — Caught in a storm of institutional pushback over his recent takeover of the upper chamber, the newly installed Senate President is facing severe rebukes from his own legal roots while attempting to explain legislative gridlock through pop culture. Senate President Alan Peter Cayetano has drawn widespread criticism from top academic bodies following a weekend social media livestream where he compared the chamber’s volatile political climate to the Pokémon Trading Card Game.

The backlash adds to mounting pressure on Cayetano’s fragile leadership, which was established just last week through a swift leadership shake-up that unseated former Senate President Vicente “Tito” Sotto III.

The sharpest criticism came from Cayetano’s alma mater, the Ateneo Law School Student Council (AY 2025–2026), which released a stinging public statement on Saturday, May 23. The student leadership accused the Senate chief of violating the core ethics expected of the institution’s alumni:

“The Ateneo Law School Student Council believes that Senator [Alan] Peter Cayetano fell short of the ethical leadership expected of him as an Atenean. Our legal education taught us to call things by their proper names. And what is happening in the Philippine Senate today has a proper name: Impunity.”

                         [ ACADEMIC AND BATCHMATE BACKLASH ]
                                          │
         ┌────────────────────────────────┴────────────────────────────────┐
         ▼                                                                 ▼
   [ THE ETHICAL BREAKDOWN ]                                         [ BATCHMATE DEMANDS ]
   • Ateneo Law students condemned the Senate's decision to shield   • Cayetano's own Ateneo Law batchmates issued a separate 
     Sen. Ronald "Bato" Dela Rosa under "protective custody" from     manifesto warning him to stick strictly to legal facts 
     an active International Criminal Court (ICC) warrant.            rather than crafting "interpretations for convenience."

Simultaneously, rival student political parties at the University of the Philippines (UP)—where Cayetano completed his undergraduate studies—issued a rare, unified joint resolution demanding his immediate resignation, labeling his administration a “stage for political theater, confusion, and brinkmanship.”

In an apparent bid to counter the negative press, Cayetano went live on Facebook on Saturday afternoon. An avid real-world collector of Pokémon trading cards, the Senate President revealed that he struggled to explain complex legal disputes—such as the recent gunbattle at the Senate complex involving the NBI and Senate security—to his young nephew.

Instead of technical jargon, Cayetano mapped the Senate’s internal factionalism using standard expansion pack themes from the card game franchise:

[The "Mega Dream" Phase] ──► Transitions Into a Brief State of [Perfect Order]
▼ (The Friction Point)
[The Rise of Chaos] ◄── Splinters the Chamber into [Ascended Heroes] vs. [Villains]

“So, am I saying that we are good and they are bad? No,” Cayetano explained during the stream. “What I’m saying [is] there are 24 senators. There are different political leanings, there are a lot of issues… From our mega dream to the perfect order, to the ascended heroes, to the chaos rising—life is like that.”

While Cayetano dismissed the Senate’s deep divisions as a natural cycle of “chaos rising,” the underlying numbers paint a highly unstable picture for his leadership.

Power SectorCore StrengthOperational Vulnerabilities / Standoffs
Cayetano Majority13 VotesVolatile. The 13-vote block relies on absent members, and the sudden re-disappearance of Senator Dela Rosa before dawn on May 14 has left the majority exposed.
Minority Challenge11 VotesGrowing. Led by Senator Kiko Pangilinan, the minority bloc is actively courting disgruntled majority members to install Senator Sherwin Gatchalian as the next Senate leader.
                                [ THE IMPENDING FLOOR ACCORD ]
                                                │
         ┌──────────────────────────────────────┴──────────────────────────────────────┐
         ▼                                                                             ▼
   [ SARA DUTERTE TRIAL ]                                                        [ MONDAY INTERPELLATION ]
   • Accusations that the leadership coup was engineered to protect              • At least eight majority senators are preparing to 
     Vice President Sara Duterte from her looming House-led                        interpellate Senator Risa Hontiveros over her 
     impeachment trial have continued to intensify.                                controversial floor comments.

Acknowledging that his grip on power remains fluid, Cayetano closed his broadcast on a spiritual note, referencing past remarks by Senator Sotto regarding divine intervention. “If God’s plan is for me to stay for just one day, two weeks, or two months, my only prayer is: God, put me where You want me,” Cayetano remarked. He concluded by reminding the public that unlike Pokémon, the ongoing legislative standoff deals with real human lives and state accountability, even as the minority bloc tightens its alignment to trigger another floor vote.

Leave a Reply